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Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

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What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

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On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

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regenbogentraum:

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

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alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

mocha-brittles-bitch:

twingeneticist:

THERES
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ONLY
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116
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SAND
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CATS
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LEFT
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ON
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EARTH
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BREED THEM

BREED THEM LIKE THEY’RE RABBITS

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thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

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10knotes:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”
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10knotes:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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